[Dailydrool] Dis Conly

[Beverly Szaton]

Conley.
Gotta E init. (my name.)

Ise riting for da bleke  dog whut got no brain sos I hope dis ok. I woodent
but he all freeky an whiteyed bout dis.

So yestiddy Mperson took Llewis away an come beke wiffout.
She smell to me like she bin at da Vetspital an Ise nose Llewis done bin
feelin poorly. But da ....bleke dog (I sinseerly hopes youse peepels nose
how hard Conley works to keep from sayin whut he thinkin when he ritin
about dis bleke dog.) Anyways BD all freeked where he be where he be whut
she do wif my Llewis??
I says, (cuz I no want him to worry dat Llewis sick, you nose) I says
Well mebbe she gib him away
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shudna said dat, I guesses. He go nuts.
Ok Ok I says
She didn't she didn't kaam down!
well whut den where he be?
He dun run off.

Again wif da wrong commint. I meen I tryina meke he not worry and all he do
screem and leep around. By now da BD he layin in Llewiss pen whimprin.

Alla sudden he liff he head an look straight at me an stood up an he hairs
lifted on he nek an he eyeballs look very.....strange and he rayse one
lipper so I see dem nize shiny white teef an say

WHERE LLEWIS.
an it aint a quesshun, youse nose?
I got dis funny feelin alla sudden mebe he need to nose so I says
hesickheatdaVetspitalhegonebeokbehomeinnacoupledaysIswears
ondahedsofdachillunImiteofhad.

So now he all mopey but at leest he aint lookin at me like dat no more.
(whew. Not dat I skeered ob he.)
So dats da story folks.
Lotsa love to alla you've loss houndies we send drool and Magic Belgian (oh
this is so ridi---yes m'am. I riting it I ritin it) Sheepdog Vibes
>From Conley an an an yesm'am Doc wif Llewis at da Vetspital.
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