[Dailydrool] Snoopy reports

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

First off I want to make sure you know that rumors of my demise are highly exaggerated.  I am currently relegated to the floor and dog beds however.  I am not even allowed to go out the slider because it is 2 steps (count them, 2 whole steps) and instead have to exclusively use the dog door because it has a ramp.

I scared the clueless momPerson good.  She's going to have to call her beautician in the morning, i can tell you that, all the grey hair I caused today.  Apparently I did not come down off of Natalies bed gracefully at some point during the night or this morning.  At 5:30 Grace and LuLu and momPerson found me sitting on the floor of her room ...... and I couldn't get up.  She says I was shaking .... ok so maybe I was but i wasn't crying like she says I swear I was handling the whole thing like a man, really I ...... and then I heard her give Gracie and LuLu bowls.  Seriously here I was stuck in a sit in Natalies room and it was breakfast and she didn't even bring my bowl and Gracie and LuLu were EATING and I had no bowl ..... well the heck with that I lurched up onto all fours and staggered down the hall into the kitchen and demanded a bowl and sat there and ate it.  And was pretty much stuck again but I had my breakfast, that'll show 'em.

momPerson made some phone calls and hauled me off to the vet.  She let me sleep till they opened and then she called them and then she went outside and fussed with my car and then she came back inside and PICKED ME UP.  I screamed.  Well it hurt what did you expect me to do, seriously, she picked me up and it hurt and I screamed and then the woman took me to the vet.

I was xrayed.  I was injected, inspected, etc, etc and it was determined that I wrenched my back.  Duh.  Serioulsy.  I could have told them that.  The doctor says I didn't damage any discs and she has me on a bunch of drugs...... Gracie .... LEAVE THOSE ALONE I NEED THOSE ..... excuse me, sorry, anyway I am home and on drugs and expected to make a full recovery.

More later from Snoopy who needs a nap and also a safe for his medications.  Geez Gracie.
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