[Dailydrool] wrestling time!

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,
 
We are not allowed to wrestle after dinner, we have a nap after dinner which is strictly enforced.  The clueless momPerson is a fanatic about it, she tells us wrestling after dinner could be fatal and is absolutely positively not allowed under any circumstances ever.  Much to our dismay.  She makes Gracie and LuLu get up on the couch and lay down and cuddle a stuffie for 45 minutes. No excuses.  No exceptions.  Nada.  Nap time.  PERIOD.  She is a pain in our ......
 
We play all the live long day, we wrestle and we chase each other.  I play chase and I referee .... occasionally I will half roll and give half belly to entice my little Gracie to play with me but mostly I chase and play referee.  If my Gracie doesn't feel I am adequately involved in the game she will nip at my knees or else tug on my ears to keep me focused.  We are a regular riot.  LuLu and Gracie doe most of the wrestling, I'm the oldest and my hips don't fair well under a full take down and those two are like a couple of cannon balls but I keep up pretty well considering I am a HUGE basset.
 
Our clueless momPerson has run off and abandoned us on some business trip so we have run amuck these last few days.  dadPerson has absolutely NO authority to enforce after dinner nap and besides he does not feel like cooking so he feeds us and then takes the girls out to dinner while we run amuck.  It has been raining cats and dogs but my little Gracie has been taking care of herself mostly because dadPerson won't hold an umbrella for her and she's too proud to go potty in the house anymore so she is toughing it out.  I love my little dickens, she's my little snookums.  The night before momPerson left we were all snuggled up on the couch together and LuLu had the ottoman.  We are very cute snuggled up because I am huge and Gracie is little.
 
More later from Snoopy, OEBE, Curator of missing objects who's clueless momPerson had better come home tomorrow for Shabbat or she's in big trouble
 
with Gracie who chewed up the handle on momPerson's fancy compact umbrella we guess cause it surely wasn't me or LuLu
and LuLu who actually posted to the drool again in spite of everything on account of Miss Pam Person really needed some extra special LuLu drool 
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