[Dailydrool] Slinky Dogs

[Jennifer Martin]

Dear Nigel, Elvis and the other slinky dogs out there,
Are you insane?!  I hate this snow and I refuse to pee if my nebermind is
in the snow.  I am only peeing on the deck right now.  It keeps the
important parts nice and warm...like they should be.  Okay, it is not
exactly nice and warm right now, but I am NOT peeing in the snow!  Much
less slinking in it.  It is bad enough that Browyn the Fairy Princess has
no brains about cold weather.  That means I have to go outside in the
freezing cold and drag her back inside by her ears.  It is getting old.
 When the brown truck comes with her brain, will she know that she needs to
get herself inside on her own, or will I be doing this for the rest of my
life?

Bugsey (by the way, mom thought it was never going to happen, but sometime
in the last 6 months the brown truck came with my brain.  I will be 4 in
April), Beauford (I don't like to pee in the snow, but I will), and Browyn
the Fairy Princess (who is ready to play outside in the snow with me, me,
me!)
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