[Dailydrool] Hugmonster has arrived....oh, my...

[bassetslave at comcast.net]

Feyfey!!! What is going on. You called me, then I was hit by identified flying objects!! A spoon bounced off my snooter. I got under the table just in time..... plates started breaking all around. I’m scared.....slaves got me a big helmet, but it isn’t exactly basset length. What? Little loud there, much bawking and yelling. Ahhhh. One word. Hugmonster. 

Nuff said. Huggie Bear has arrived. Auntie Feyfey has been waiting a loooooong time for her. Nobody was ever unkind to Feyfey down here. EVER. ...but the slaves often tell me the story of not yet Queen Xandy Bear’s wedding day. Back in the summer of 2003, Xandy Bear and Blueberry were set to be married at the (then) Trump Marina Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City. Seriously, big wedding, Bob Eubanks and a Judge...but this is Huggie's story. They were departing from Feyfey's house. Huggie accompanied Xandy Bear, but the guest list was limited and she was to stay at the house with Feyfey. Following the wedding, the humans and the wedding couple returned to find Feyfey hiding under the kitchen table. Feyfey never hid under the kitchen table. She would never tell what Huggie did to her, but it was apparently so disturbing that the name Hugmonster was immediately forthcoming. 

Feyfey has been the bridge keeper since her arrival on October 31, 2003. Before that she took repawts from her mom. She and her Mama Tootsie work under the big guy.....they created the buffet, make sure everybody is greeted and gets a turn at the telescope which Caruso has taken care of for years. They keep the damn kitchen beagles in line! Feyfey has been waiting for Hugmonster. 

Queen Xandy Bear, her husband Blueberry and Moosie Bear were wagging to see Huggie arrive........till she blew through the gates, bawking and stomping her paws. She came back, muttering something about why was she there and it wasn't her turn. Then she was glad to see them. Feyfey had Huggie's place all set.......on a soft cloud. Directly beneath the buffet. What goes around comes around. Now don't think Auntie Feyfey heartless. She made sure to pull the very finest beagle cooks off the poker game to prepare some of Huggie's favorite foods......which include chocolate chip cookies and many hound treats. Just so Huggie would feel at home, the cookies were placed in a sealed bag, in a sealed travel bag in a high place, behind a closed door. Huggie showed her several times at Auntie Pat and Carol's house that was her preferred method of helping take care of the cookies. Plus she got a full welcoming buffet, laid out on a combination of white boxes and very good china. Well......Hugmonster decided that just would not suffice.........and that she needed to make a point. China and silverware came raining down. OUCH!! 

......'cepting she pawgot who she was dealing with.......and Feyfey has had some practice with OEBE types at the Bridge......so Sydney B and Mr. Noah have been detailed to help Huggie learn that spunk is good, but you don't mess with the china........she was shown her cloud, Caruso checked in on the folks in Airmont, Gracie Allen and Clyde.....says she loves them...but is now on kitchen duty with the beagies for a bit. Not to worry, you know the kitchen beagies get first crack at the food shipments and love their poker game..... Auntie Feyfey says Hugmonster will learn. Momcakes is shaking her head because she thinks Hugmonster and the damn beagles may prove intractable. Auntie Pat got some popcorn and is watching the fun. I don't think we have heard the last of Huggie. 




Pawtunia, pawing in...... Wait....heard a crash. Gotta go. 

(No actual Pawtunia's were hurt in the recounting of this arrival.) 
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