[Dailydrool] Dere Nigel

[Alan Folsom]

Dere Nigel,

Dis are Chumley, what used to be cute. We goth lotsa problems here. Leaky
eyes all round.  Now da daddy got leaky eyes agin, and he say it cus you
doin bad. STOP BEIN BAD!  Da daddy sez he knows you longer den he know me,
an he know me all da time. STOP BEIN BAD!  We gots nuff leaky eyes. Be
good, stop da daddy's leaky eyes.

An I still can't find Auntie Ginger. I sleeps by da door ebery night, and
she no come home. We gots nuff problems, don make da daddy's eyes leaky no
more.

Yur frend,
Chumley, what used to be cute