[Dailydrool] Breakfass reedin

[Beverly Szaton]

​Dis Conley at 141 in da morning an perhaps youse wundrin whut Ise doin on
da puter.
Well da bleke dog dun dun it agin. Dass whut. Llewis an da bleke dog sleeps
loose (mebe not no more) an dey got MPerson up ta go ousside.
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Firss she do she black kitty check go out wif fleshlite an nose an lookee
ebberwhere no black kitty. She say ok we go ousside let dem 2 out come beke
for me by da time she open da door lemme out da world she reek ob black
kitty an dere stan da bleke dog....

We still don't nose whebber der were a black kitty inna yard or whut he
only smell on he hed (whut empty no harm done) an sometimes he juss picks
up scent on he fur. Dis seem a liddle more. MPerson lookee up how to
de-skunk. Who got 2 liters ob hydrijen proxde on hand, you nose?

So she sponge he face an neck wif bakin soda an wader.She fink he smell
bedde. I dunno. I fink mebbe she usta smell.

Anyways since nobuddy else write anymore Ise writin dis for you breakfass
reeding pleasure don't choke on da coffee, Sandi Wittenberg an good luck at
dat show.

Love an drool an skunk-off to them whut needs it,
Conley ob Conley, Llewis an Stinky
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