[Dailydrool] Breakfass reedin

[Pat Mayer]

dEEr conley....we hab a skunk problum here tOO...it started in Febuwary
when things were icy cold and ice on da ground and snow...you'd think dem
duMMies would stay home but nope dey don't...not here...

one time it gots so bad in da back of our house dat da smellz were in da
laundry rOOm and basement....mom said we had to have aarmd ezcort wif extra
big flashlights and stuFF...

anywayz...mom found out da reason dey were hanging around is dat dose
duMMies are lOOkin for gurlfrineds! Dey only look for gurlfriends in
Febuwary here! Iz dat crazy or what?

So we not aLLowed in da backyard at night anymore cause mom thinks those
gurl skunks and boy skunks probly hab babies by now and dey are trying to
find food to feed dem and stuFF and DaDDy is ascared of dem tOO so we only
aLLowed in dat front yard wif big spolights at nite...since i dont wanna
lose my 'haPPy home' I bEEn toldt by mom to obey! So I gueSS I haf to for
now..

Next time I will tell eberybody my turkee story

Bye
Wudy

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Protege to the pwincess,  and the rest of the entourage*
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