[Dailydrool] Dear Conley

[Jennifer Martin]

We are so sorry to hear that your mom is sick. Our mom is sick too and it
sounds like the same stuff. Can you get this stuff via Daily Drool e-mails.
It is making the mom very crabby and she sounds like Darth Vader when she
breathes.

We can believe that your mom would pick Llewis over everyone else to sleep
with. It is most definitely not fair and should be illegal, but it happens.
Llewis probably doesn't wiggle a lot or run off and eat socks and kleenex
when he is not in his crate. Besides, he lost 5 teeth and is limping. He
probably needs the love and support of her.

At our house no one is sleeping with the mom, but she has made it clear
that the only one she trusts is Bugsey?! Why him? Because his nickname is
the slug (only by the DH, the mom would never say that to him). He lives
for laying in his momma's lap. Plus, he only eats paper that the mom has
touched. It isn't hard to pick that up and let him have run of the bedroom.

Browyn and I are not as dedicated to lying still. Browyn would jump on the
bed, knock over the laundry basket and steal all the socks. Then she would
run around with them in her mouth because she is weird that way. I would
manage to get the bathroom door open (my specialty), eat all the kleenex
and then raid the laundry basket. I like to sort and drool on dirty
clothes. I don't run around with them in my mouth.

Hope you enjoy hanging out in your crate with Doc next to you. Maybe your
mom will get well soon and you can play again, or at least wreck havoc. We
will drool for your mom if you will drool for ours!

Beauford with Bugsey and Browyn the Fairy Princess
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