[Dailydrool] Miss Angela's unmentionables

[bjenk1 at cox.net]

Bill here, press agent/personal trainer (emeritus) to Miss Angela Basset,
Dowager Diva of Wichita and Sedgwick County

While I am under huge pressure from my employer not to discuss this 
subject, it seems to be incumbent upon us at this juncture to say a bit
about Miss Angela's anal gland surgery.  

For a variety of reasons into which I am forbidden to go, Doctor Cathy and
I decided to have Angela's anal glands removed back when she was about
four years old.  The operation was a minor one for her and didn't slow her
down even a step.  She recovered quickly from the anaesthetic and showed
no after effects of either the sedative or the surgery.    The only thing I have 
noticed in the years that follow is that she does (to put it in as dignified a 
manner as I can) scratch the area by dragging it along the grass occasionally
after voiding.  But then, most dog owners know that skootching maneuver and
it could have many causes.

Miss Angela has given me permission to say that she would have it done 
again if ever she had to undergo the indignity of the vacating of her anal 
glans again.  She has come to the belief that it was all worth it.   

Extra viscous, daddy's cookin' meat, high density drool to all in need.

Bill (Spring may be here. Knock on wood)
Angela  (The subject of my butt is now permanently closed.  Forever.)