[Dailydrool] Bunnies, snakes and bugs

[Julie Canny]

The following has been translated to avoid the dreaded "autocorrect",
grammar, is not corrected..

Gallagher:  I like bunnies.  They is very tasty.  I caught one once.  Then
last year, MacKenzie and Guinness each caught one (babies they was).  I
didn't get one and I WANT one.  So every day I on the lookout for bunnies.
 Last week we was walking the slaves on those long leash things and a BIG
BUNNY run right in front of ME ME ME.  I took off faster than one of those
skinny tall hounds.  All 80 pounds of muscle, I took off so fast do about a
zillion miles an hour, that the leash thing came right out of the mom
slaves hands.  I ran into the big forest.  [slave: please note the big
forest is about 30 feet deep and runs between a big path and a busy road.
 It is nearly impassable with trees, bushes and vines.]  The bunny used its
magic powers to hide from me.  but the big red leash got caught.  Mom was
calling me back.  I couldn't get there.  I was stuck.  Now, the mom slave
is not a small woman.  She had to come into the scary forest to save me.
 Under the bush, over the vine, looking for scary snakes, but she brave and
come.  She got the red leash thing and lifted it so that I could come to
her.  She saved me. (and the bunny).

Mulligan: I wants a snake.  In that same path we come across a GIANT snake
with a big funny shaped head.  Momma screamed.  "Oh Sh##, it's a
copperhead".  She and Daddy pulled us away, but I was ready.  I dug my
beautifully groomed toe bones into the dirt and pulled the Daddy.  I'm a
dainty girl and just couldn't get the snake.  You knows that those snakes
pretend they are sticks.  So I get all the sticks and shake them to make
sure.  Then when I go to bed, I make sure there are no snakes in my bed.

Guinness: The dreaded horse fly is everywhere.  He wants to eat me.  Ooops
there he goes again.  And over there.  Oh no, he's on my butt.

MacKenzie:  See what I have to put up with!
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