[Dailydrool] Dem Black kitties wif da white stripes

[CenturyLink Customer]

Conley, dis be Tuckerman. Me jus wants to tell you dat you no want dem kitties  in youse yart. Da pee ples next door  hab chickies dat lay eggs for der pepples to eat. Dem kitties gets in dah chickies  house and eats de eggs rite out od da nes s! D ey hide in dere house and when Mr. George goes in to get some eggs for he breffasst dey sprays hims wif very stinky awful perfumes! Nasty nasty nasty  smell. Make he coff and choke  and burn he eyes.  Mr. George had to frow away he clothes and he socks too  and h e shoes stills cant cum in da house cuz dey still  smells bad . Now he gots to figger out how to keep dem kitties out of the chickies house. Momma sez dey libbin in dere. She finds nest wif tiny baby kitties whut  look just like da bigger one ! He gone to trap dem he say! I say GUD LUCK wif dat! 



If I be you, I leeb dem ktties alone. 



Tucker  
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