[Dailydrool] Repawt From The Front (HMS Santa Rosa): Crew Reassigned, New Draftees (!)
lea pierce
leapierce at leapierce.com
Wed Oct 29 11:19:55 PDT 2014
Ensign Bullseye "Bullit" Basset received permanent orders to post in San
Leandro; he shipped out a week ago. A trainee of his stature was requested
for a 9-year old girl, Taylor, and her family.
He is now Commander-In-Training Tiberious, AKA "Ty".
Initial repawts are that he is a credit to both his race and the Pacific
Basset Feet, having learned where the head is in less than 2 days.
New recruits posted to HMS Santa Rosa: Jasper and Ruby, a bonded pair. They
were held in squalor on an unidentified, broken-down scow until dumped,
imprisoned in a crate built to hold 1 hound (not two big ones) in the
parking lot of the Solono County animal shelter. In the middle of the night
(of course).
First Foster Foxy, a fastidious lady-hound, was dismayed to learn that two
flea-bitten, tape-worm infested hounds of unknown origin were coming aboard.
(First Foster Foxy has little regard for chain o command, as she believes
she is in charge.)
After a stop at Animal Kind clinic in Novato (under the watchful eye of
Commander-In-Chief-No-Joke Gloria Tannehill-Carlsen), de-worming,
de-fleaing, and six (6) baths to get (most of) the stench off, Ruby and
Jasper came aboard.
Houndservant welcomes them, although doubts they will stay in service
long. They do not seem to have much Spiritus Houndus Militarious, although
they are a lovely and loving 8-year-old pair. Not really housetrained, but
THAT will change. Yes, it will.
Repawting from the deck of the HMS Santa Rosa, permanently docked at the
Whine Country Basset Spa & Hot Dog Factory,
Leftenant Lea Pierce, Houndservant & Traffic Cop
GO GIANTS!
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