[Dailydrool] Dis a fine howdy doody

[Beverly Szaton]

snort snort snort
Dis Conley.
Snort.


​Affer a yeer an a haff ob we chasin da dog in beke along da fense, MPerson
Deeside to putta stop to it. The worstest ob we all is da big bleke dog
what not onliest not come when callt but gotta snort snort reel hi-pittshed
bark for a big ole bleke dog.

So yestidd MPerson put on Nigel's speshul collar onna bleke dog an
whenebber he not lissen when she tell he to stop runnin da fense she pusht
a buddon an he stopt. Just like dat.

Now see he no sposed to nose she doin it.
So she reel careful he no see da fing in she hand.
Bout the turd time she do it he stopt an lookin at her. Nigel he nebber did
figger it out. But da bleke dog, he nose rite away.​

So now whut she got she got a bleke dog whut see an heer da dog in beke an
start for da fense an stopt an lookee at she an go no furder.
So now he no go neer da fense.

We see whut he do when she not ousside. Snort snort.

Lub an drool to dem whut needs it mebbe ebben da bleke dog.
Conley ob Conley (not me don't put dat fing on me) Llewis (I don't need dat
nossir) and Doc (ouchouchouch)

(naww--- she no hurtin he. He no yell or nuffin just it meke him
distracked.) (Whut aint hard, Ise tellin youse.)
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