[Dailydrool] Bassets....get married.....

[via Dailydrool]

Dear Nor Anne- 

"I am so excited that I am getting Pawtnered. Humans get married but houndies get Pawtnered." 

Congratulations on your pawtnership. If you are enjoying your pawtnership, I will look paward to pictures...but houndies have been getting married for years. My dear Momcakes (ATB) most certainly married my caddydawG Ben (Still alive and kickin.) before she became with puppies. She had a ring and a picture and everything. That my papahound turned out to be a bit of, well, a dawG, and fathered my beloved brother Newtie with another bitch, er, Sporty Spice is irrelevant. My sister Taloolah, Brother Jacky and I were born to married hound parents. 

The slaves say that the grandest hound wedding they ever attended was not yet Queen Xandy Bear Wilder's marriage to Blueberry Wilder. (No name relation before the ceremony.) The wedding was held at the Trump Marina Hotel and Casino. It was performed by a Judge and Bob Eubanks (Yes, that Bob Eubanks.) The ceremony was followed by bone shaped wedding cake from the hotel bakery, champagne and dancing. Even a little recorded music from the Mathis guy.The bride wore pearls and a bridal tiara. The groom wore a tuxedo. Following the wedding Mr. and Mrs. Blueberry Wilder-Wilder enjoyed a bi-coastal relationship. (They lived on both sides of the Hudson.) (Seriously- Summer of 2003 we still have pictures.) 

Pawtunia 

-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.dailydrool.org/pipermail/dailydrool-dailydrool.org/attachments/20150721/06a5bf1d/attachment.html>