[Dailydrool] Psycho Circus

[Michele SZ via Dailydrool]

Ruger the  "psycho circus ringmaster" reporting in from the 3 ring circus that is Howling Hound Weather Acres. In farm news: this morning Momma did all the normal farm and home chores. But I am the one exhausted from ring mastering the circus that is my little farm. 1st: it 0'dark-thirty, Xander go to the gate and whine, we hear momma rolling over in bed to ignore our cries. So Xander whisper a magic word and wam-bam- thank you dog the gate open. So we go running through the kitchen, through the living room and down the hall and into the master bedroom. She can't ignore us now with 2 fuzzy faces in her face! Momma say it sounded like a heard of rhinoceros coming through the  house.  2ndly the Energy company guy show up this morning to check the meter, as momma was drinking coffee and watching the news. So she have some questions for him, so she go out to yap at him and what that crazy hound Xander do? He drank mommas coffee!!! I told him not to, but he not listen. Momma not happy when she come back in. So you would think that after drinking about 1/2 a cup of Joe that Xander be bouncing off the walls....but nope, he sleep on the couch most of the morning. That hound dog not right in his pea brain.  3rdly momma canned another batch of bread and butter pickles. And that is my 3 ring circus. 
Psycho Circus Ring Master Ruger woofing out. 
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