[Dailydrool] Grumpy Clueless momPerson

[Dale Rutz via Dailydrool]

Hi all,Snoopy here,
We need some help with the clueless momPerson, she seems to be broken.  We can't cheer her up, we've tried and tried.  She says she doesn't feel well.  Hogwash!!
The teenager is making her crazy.  The kid isn't as bad as all that she's graduating from high school next Thursday) and she's been accepted to several fine universities.  Having selected party central (aka University of Arizona) we can't understand momPerson's concerns.  I mean, the kid even has a job.  But apparently she doesn't always come home on time lately (having been 45 minutes late and come it at quarter to one last Saturday night) and it seems she cut some classes recently.  A senior on the home stretch, I bet none of you have ever done that right?  Still the teenager seems to be reving her up.
And then there's us.  Nothing major really, we're just fine, it's just that last night Gracie stole a radish off of the counter while the people were out back.  I told her to hand over the radish.  She ran for it, claimed she had plans for the radish.  I tackled her half way into the living room and she screamed and cried and you'd have thought I mortally wounded her ...... to add insult to injury the clueless momPerson rushed in, screamed at ME (I had stolen a STIOLEN radish mind you) .... then she pried open my jaw reached way down deep in there and stole the stolen radish which was stoeln when I stole it.  Last night Gracie snarked at me every time I passed through a roome, and then LuLu started snarking at her to knock it off ..... and yeah... it might have been unpleasant.  So today we decided to fix it, we all played real nice and gentle on the back patio, all three of us together, I even whispered the whole time we played which is hard for me.  We were gentle and sweet and adorable and mouthed each other real nice but momPerson didn't care she's just a grump.  Says she doesn't feel well.  
I saw her on the drool.  Said it was all sad news there, nothing to make her smile.  And so she went to Facebook where the best news she could find was that a hound named Watkins pooped.  I mean, we'll take it but geez Louise ..... a little help here please?
More later from Snoopy who can't seem to cheer up his momPerson, she's just a grump
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