[Dailydrool] To Conley

[Jennifer Martin via Dailydrool]

Dear Conley,
Don't feel bad. I was told I am too fat too. The mom cut back my food. I
don't understand. Bugsey is on a diet and his bowl is HEAPING with food. He
gets fresh turkey, this weird grain he says is very yummy, but we
thinkmakes his poop inedible called quinoa ( we had to go inthe garage and
copy it off the bag). Then mom puts yummy veggies that change in there and
a few blueberries. I want his food, I think. Beauford and I don't do meat
that flies. Bugsey doesn't do meat with fur. Whatever. At our house I pee
on everythingfirst. Then Beauford and then Bugsey. Fortunately our legs are
within two inches of the same length. So far we don't get to go on walkies.
The mom has to stay on flat even ground to walk. So, we watch on the couch
while she does her walking videos. She looks really silly, but she has to
lose more weight than the three of us combined. Have fun with the walkies
and tell your mom to put yummy veggies on your food. Most people say to use
green beans. So far the mom has used cauliflower, broccoli, okra, greem
beans, carrots, spinach and turnip greens. Tell her to skip the turnip
greens! They give Bugsey really bad gas and he cries. Not a good thing. Try
to survive because we love your stories!

Browyn the Fairy Princess with Beauford, and Bugsey
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