[Dailydrool] Dear momperson

[Dale rutz via Dailydrool]

Greetings from luLu

Since taking up residence here at the clueless household some four years back I have pooped out, and therefore probably eaten first, the following

A plastic grocery bag. Whole
A bird. Whole
A bottle cap
Large pieces of cardboard
A  candy bay in the wrapper.  Whole
A bag of cough drops. In their wrappers. 
Rocks
And popped corn kernels.   Lots and lots and lots of popped corn kernels. 

As you can plainly see I am here today giving commentary on the aforementioned and thus I conclude he will be fine

Sincerely
luLu

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