[Dailydrool] Horsie OMG

[Dale Rutz via Dailydrool]

 Hi it's Gracie,
OMG a Horsie is like a pony only bigger and a pony can kill you if you stick your snooter up their butt you don't think your momPerson will stick her snooter up the horsie's butt do you???
Snoopy did that once he was in a parade and someone decided all the animals should be staged together and the clueless momPerson told Snoopy STAY AWAY from the PONIES they don't like you they worry about their feet they will kick at you one good kick can kill a dog leave the PONIES ALONE!!  So she watched Snoopy for a while but then she got distracted and was chatting with a lady because she's CLUELESS and she looked over and ..... and ..... and ....
Snoopy was standing up on his back legs and he had his right front paw on the pony's right rear leg and he had his WHOLE SNOOTER stuffed up inside the pony's butt and the pony was looking over at momPerson like "you wanna do something about him please?  Before I have to kick him into next week!"
So momPerson charged over there and she got a hold of Snoopy and pulled him away so the pony didn't have to kick him right in the chest and kill him dead.  Tell your momPerson not to sniff the horsie's butt it's important.
Love,Gracie
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