[Dailydrool] The Reggie Repawt

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So, the BOSS says to me this morning, come on Reggie, we're going out. So, I prance , yes prance, to the door and get my going out attire on. I get into the crate on wheels and off we go. Just as I'm getting into a good dream the chauffeur pulls in someplace and says, Reggie, we're here! (Giggle, giggle) . So, I allow the BOSS to escort me in and I sit up close to her because there was a badly behaved Golden Retriever (go figure!) across the room. You can't be too careful. 
Finally, we go to a smaller cell and I have to get up on a table! The view wasn't too bad up there but I was not happy with the man handling in the most inappropriate places. However, it wasn't done. I apparently have yeasty ears! I just thought it was part of my personal perfume. I went with the nurse and she washed my ears and rubbed in some soothing balm. She says, one more thing Reggie. I WAS VIOLATED! I WAS HIGHLY OFFENDED! She did something called taking my temperature. My temperature is just fine thank you and I did not need something stuck up a private place. 
I was so happy when the BOSS turned back into my chauffeur and got me out of there. I slept most of the afternoon because I was so exhausted by my first official new vet visit. I am a healthy guy!

Reggie, official author of the Reggie Repawt
And the BOSS, Daria

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