[Dailydrool] Gardening with ML

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

​This is Miss MertaLou, Professional Lady Basset here with gardening tips
for all you Bassets out there in in in ahhh Drooland.

1. As your SlaveMotherGardener digs weeds take them and run run run shake
shake shake  all the dirt off the roots and then go back for another.
2. Part of gardening is being sure your plants have enough space so they
can get sunlight. You can help here, by stretching out in the garden and
flattening some plants. Remember: you flatten so others may live!
3. Eventually the SlaveMotherGardener will need to water. Carry the hose
for her! Drag it where you want it and when the water comes on check it for
leaks.
"How do I check for leaks?" you ask. Well luckily, Miss MertaLou has the
answer (as usual). Chew on a section. If it leaks, you will notice..
4. And finally! If your MotherPerson Gardener has gloves watch ve-ry
carefully for her to put them down and turn away. They make a wonderful
snappy noise as you run with them.

Thank you for your attention
Miss MertaLou professional Lady Basset and amateur Gardener



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