[Dailydrool] LuLu laying down the law

[Dale rutz via Dailydrool]

My dearest Rolph

Let start off by saying you are in big trouble.  Once I get my household sorted out I have half a mind to fly across the pond and konk  you good

What were you thinking??  We didn't even know about the luggage trolley crashing into momPersons airplane and caving in the cargo bay door.  No one had told us they had a five hour delay while they pasted it back together with duct tape and half the passengers rebooked on another undamaged plane.  Our momPerson, being clueless, flew all the way to England on the broken one.   Gracie is hysterical. 

And then after your message I found Snoopy online running up momPersons credit card buying up all the salmon treats in three states. Seriously??  He is still on probation from the last time there was "fraud" on her credit card.  Something about a body guard needed in Hawaii for a member of the pacific basset fleet being bullied but I digress

Young man you are in BIG trouble and if there is any more fuss from you I will have Clara roll you and make you apologize. Again!!  She tells me it is necessary from time to time. And then I will fly over there myself and konk you a good one

Sincerely LuLu who expects a full apology. Promptly. 


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