[Dailydrool] Basset Vault

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It appears that the ever popular game of basset vault is now being played at Bev's house. Here are the basics. Find your slave (A). Anticipate where slave is headed (B). Get between point A and point B. Stop. This often generates the need for bribery, whether in terms of petting or a treat. It is particularly well performed if the slave resorts to cow impressions. As in Mooooooove. Not gonna happen. Upon hearing that sound, one drops and rolls. A pawfectly presented belly is always good. If slave happens to trip over you, that also has pawtential, because they will then be on the floor and in better position to pet you. 

To answer the question: She's not dumb except about this. Is there a way 
to teach the command MOVE? 

NO. 

Rusty (Particularly adept at performing the basset vault in the middle of the street when the human has stopped to attend to Pawtunia and removed their eyes from me for a second.) 
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