[Dailydrool] Runaway Mompersons

[Michele SZ via Dailydrool]

Hello this is Xander of Ruger and Xander at Howling Hound Acres. Everyone talking about their Mompersons running away to play in the streets, swim with sharks and play with giant doggies. Well our Momma keeps running off to go to 'work' cattle at our Uncle Big Joe's farm. Helping round them up, run them through a chute to vaccinate and de-worm them. She comes home reeking of cow and cow poop. Thankfully she only gone for the day. But she working with 1,000- 2,000 pound animals! And they not as tame as our moo cows. So Ruger and I sit home and worry she get hurt. If all that not bad enough we hear her on the phone with Auntie Lisa yesterday yapping about doing a 5k walk through a vineyard and then spending the night with her and Auntie Charmain to have a Girls Night! I not like this at all. Momma not allowed to spend the night away from home! If she out after midnight she turn into a pumpkin and then some other drooler momma bake her and turn her into pumpkin topping for houndie suppers. Oh my I so upset I chewing my little toe bones to their quicks. What that Ruger? Really? Ruger say that momma won't turn into a pumpkin...that a fairy tale...oh I so relived. Plus momma will leave daddy home to care for us. Hhmmm...I getting the chain and cage to lock momma up so she can't go. Xander woofing out from Howling Hound Acres. Love and soft snooter bumps to all of you. wickedfoxybear at yahoo.com