[Dailydrool] The journey north

[Julie Canny]

(Official translation by the slave)

It was a long, long journey north to “New Hampster”. 
Day 1:  Mulligan spent most of the first day stoned.  I mean really stoned.  She was forced to take strong drugs and ride in the FRONT seat of da truck with a special seat harness.  She no like dis.  Den, when weze gots to da hotel “Da King Ta” she just slept it off.  Weze had to wake her up dis morning.  No more drugs for dat gurl.  Gallagher did not like Da King Ta one bit.  He announced this to da world.  Den at 2AM he announced to da world dat he had to pee.  Dadperson took him out, den he took MacKenzie and den he took me me me.  Da druggy was sleeping.  
Day 2:  Dis time Mulligan was on D-Tox.  She got the over da counter stuff (sleepy treats) dat da rest of us got.  Dey wuz tasty.  We napped on our fluffy beds almost all da way.  We got to have a pee stop in Connedy-cut.  De slaves got demselves coffee and did not stop for lunch or dinner.  
Den we arrived.  Deer wuz dis funny cold white stuff all over da place.  WEEEEEE had such fun, runnin around all da Cwismas trees.  Yup. Cwismas trees.  De new houz is a tree farm.  Da slaves have promised us dat dey is making a new home for us wid better dog doors and easy access.  Dis farm is temporary.

We hear Dey has Deze scary beasties - chipmunks.  We haven’t met dem yet.

From Guinness - formerly of the south and now a northern hound

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