[Dailydrool] Dear Aristotle

[Val lbrewerzwick]

Dear Aristotle,
  This is Mariah.  Trust me, Santa Paws will come—Santa understands bassets and that it is simply unnatural to act in the ways humans call “behaving”.  I am sure Santa respects authenticity of soul.
  I personally think your sister was complimenting you on your skills at mischief making.  Is she by any chance from Jamaica?  Sounded to me like she was saying, with admiration, “ You de Mon!, Aristotle, you de Mon!!”   Mariah