[Dailydrool] Note to ML

[Pamela McQuade via Dailydrool]

Dear Ms. Merta Lou:

Jealous? Beautiful girl dogs are never jealous. They simply have a clear 
understanding of how things should be and who should get attention or 
control the pack.

You need to do some more slave training here, girl. Humans have trouble 
understanding, and we simply need to get them to comprehend that we are 
always right.

So what if you did knock a boy off something he should not rightly have 
been on? It is your prerogative as a basset girl. We rule the roost, and 
your mama should know that by now.

Cleo, who is constantly telling her mama about this and letting Dexter 
know that his place is at the back of the line