[Dailydrool] Santa Claus is bringing a hound

[Randy Miller]

Oh, you better watch out
For the droopy jowl.
Hide the china and
Get a goober towel.
Santa Claus is bringing a hound.

He’s got a new toy
And is too darn cute.
Launches loogeys to the moon
And has stinky toots.
Santa Claus is bringing a hound.

He snores when he is sleeping.
Slobbers when he’s awake.
Steals things from your countertop
Especially when you bake!

So you better watch out
For the droopy jowl.
Hide the china and
Get a goober towel.
Santa Claus is bringing a hound!

—taken off one of the bloodhound newsgroups on Facebook.  Also apropos for basset hound slaves (grin).

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