[Dailydrool] Martin Basset Check In

[Jennifer Martin]

Browyn here with a HUGE announcement! I am no longer the Evil Fairie! I am
back to being a Fairy Princess. Mom says if you don't understand the
difference in the spellings, you need to read more books about Fairies.
Anyway, this is how it happened: On Monday we were all out having fun in
the backyard. Apparently either Beauford or Bugsey found a mouse and they
aren't saying if it was dead or alive when it was found. They had a tussle
over it and Bugsey swallowed it whole to make sure Beauford didn't get it.
Then he ran and ran and ran in the backyard. It was just over 90 degrees,
so we all got very hot. When Bugsey the pig came inside, he drank the whole
bowl of water by himself! The mom was trying to multitask again. She was
cleaning the kitchen and rotating the laundry. She heard a bunch of
drinking, but she assumed we were all drinking until Beauford went and
found her and stomped his feet. So, she went and saw the empty bowl and
refilled it so Beauford and I could drink. Mom is still trying to get
everything done while stomping around in that big old boot she hates so
much. Anyway, Bugsey erped up a little bit in the kitchen. Mom gave him a
lecture about drinking too much while hot and cleaned it up. Then Dad came
home and yelled, "eww, gross!!! Clean it up, clean it up!!!" Mom was like,
"where?" Then she cleaned it up. Meanwhile, Dad was trying to get us
outside so mom could clean in peace when IT happened. Bugsey was laying in
dad's chair and errupted like a volcano in Hawaii! Everyone ran but mom!
Mom stayed and cleaned up the huge mess. Anyway, lets just say that a whole
mouse was found. Bugsey got half portions for dinner. The next day he kept
throwing up and laid on the couch crying and crying. Mom called the vet and
they said since the mouse was now gone, to just give him cerenia and 1/4 of
his usual amount of food but soft and bland. Since Bugsey is allergic to
the world, he got to eat canned kangaroo food for 3 days! Anyway, I didn't
kill anything. I didn't fight over anything and I didn't swallow anything I
shouldn't have AND I helped nurse Bugsey. So old title re-enstated! (she
really did lay with him and try to comfort him while he was so puny, Mom)
The End

Browyn the Fairy Princess with Beauford, Bugsey and the mom, Jennifer
timandjenmartin at gmail.com
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