[Dailydrool] Party Time

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's Gracie,
I'm a party girl, everyone knows that I'm the life of every party.  Even if Conley doesn't love me anymore (never writes, never calls, harumph) I am still a fine lady basset who loves a good time (right Doc??).  And .... we have this huuugggeeeee budget for the Bar Mitzvah so ......
I have booked 3 first class tickets from Hawaii to SF (round trip) for the week of June 23 (his birthday is the 28th) and we are very excited to see the Hawaii girls.
Paddi I need your details we can't have you roughing it ..... I shall book everything.
I've checked with the clueless momPerson and there are a few rules, so far, those being:
1)  Under no circumstances shall the naked fire dancers come within 100 ft of the hot tub filled with baccardi 1512)  Smoking will be limited to the outdoor patio area and limited substances which are legal to smoke in California (which leave lots of options folks)3)  No one is allowed to have sex with anyone else during the party (this rule is aimed at me I'm afraid after being asked to leave the dog park on multiple occasions for this very reason)4)  There will be absolutely no food served which contains any sort of chicken (Snoopy is allergic).  Pigeon is ok, as is turkey.5)  Anyone who is food aggressive will be served in the garage individually.6)  More rules might be added to ensure the safety of all concerned.
Snoopy with be howling his parsha at noon on the 28th of June, followed by a brunch, and then the festivities will begin.
Please keep me posted as to attendees.
Love,Gracie
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