[Dailydrool] Are we the only ones

[Jennifer Martin]

Hi All, Browyn the Fairy Princess here. Merta Lou's story is making me
wonder. Are Beauford, Bugsey and I the only ones that have the horrible
deed of the gloved finger done by their weirdo mom at home, in the shower?
This means that she thinks we should also get a shower and a pawticure at
the same time. All  done by her...again. I like it better when the dad
helps with nail clipping. When dad helps, he holds my head in his lap and
he rubs my belly and tells me what a good girl I am. When mom does it, no
one holds my head and loves on me and tells me how wonderful I am. So, I
figure I might as well run around like a maniac. This has a tendency to
make the mom very crabby! I overheard her telling the dad that he needed to
help her cut nails this week. Then she was complaining because Bugsey has a
funky smell when he rolls over on his back. Dad made her check the crate
for accidents. Really! Bugsey and I are way more civilized than that!
Bugsey holds the record for having absolutely never peeing in his crate,
even when he was a little baby. Personally, I think there is something
wrong with him. However, I only pee in the crate when I am sick since I am
an adult Fairy Princess. Bugsey has however puked in our crate more times
than anyone can remember. So, he is far from perfect.

Browyn the Fairy Princess with Beauford, Bugsey and the mom, Jennifer
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