[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,
Well, I’m suitablyoutraged.  The old woman has wandered offonce again.  She’s stuffed some of herstuff in a bag, stuffed the bag in the trunk of her car, and run off!  I understand from my darling Athena that she’sturned up on that side of the pond.  Apparently,she and Athena’s foster mother have been gallivanting about town in London carryingon like no one’s business.  Shocking, it’ssimply shocking.
In retaliation I have once again hacked dalerutz.com and added pictures.  Should you care to look you will find Becky’s Watson (what a handsome fellow, he’s a fine chap.

My dear Athena, I love you.  I truly do.  You were not on the drool a year ago when there was quite a bit of drama over a proposal of matrimony I made to a lady basset I'd had a thing with .... for years ..... well I'm still quite heartbroken over the rejection.  I really thought we had something and I was left standing there heart in hand.  As a result I'm afraid marriage is out of the question.  I do hope you understand.  BTW I sent those treats and I'm glad to hear you are enjoying them .... those are my very special grain free duck cookies .... best thing ever.
Chomper is quite fed up withthe clueless momPerson’s absence, he refuses to sleep with dadPerson and I, insteadhe’s been sleeping with Natalie who is home from college for the summer.  Myself, I’m still pouting over the chocolatechip cookies she baked but refused to share with me.




More later from Snoopy who issorely abused, and not amused.
PS When the clueless momPerson returns I shall seize her phone and post any pictures I find of the wayward momPersons adventures in London
 

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