[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale]

Hi all, Snoopy here

I have been treated unfairly. I demand justice.  This evening I would up soaked by a squirt bottle at the dinner table because I wouldn’t stop screaming for some chicken. I am quite allergic to chicken and come out in tiny angry red itchy spots all over if I eat chicken but I wanted chicken because....well because of Chomper. 

When momPerson roasts a chicken she carves the chicken but she skins it first and that skin is hot and crunchy  and seasoned and a family favorite. Well she had done that and set that crunchy skin off to the side of the platter, well actually the front of the platter and she was carving and the family was coming in and Chomper leapt up out of nowhere and grabbed the biggest piece of crunchy skin and ate it right up.  Just like that. 

I know what he did and i smelled it in his breath and i yelled all through dinner and then when momPerson was cleaning up afterward and starting soup I fought him i really did why we were a yelling and a leaping and a thrashing and there was a great knashing of teeth....we didn’t puncture each other and our momPerson yelled at us and made us quit which took some of the satisfaction out of it but what can you do

We are laying in the same dog bed as I type this. Chomper May be a no good thief but he is MY no good thief and I want to wrestle later. 

More later from Snoopy who didn’t get any and it’s not fair

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