[Dailydrool] Hello from Chomper

[Dale]

Hello from Chomper,

Well the clueless momperson is also, as it turns out, a wandering jew.   Yes she has been traveling and it’s upsetting, she and the clueless dadPerson went to San Diego for a week and left us with our two legged sisters.   And then momPerson and one of the sisters went to capitola (a beach town) for a few days.   They are all here now but I am hearing rumors the youngest sister is running away to college on Sunday. Sheesh. 

I am having problems with snoopy because of his diet. You see there is an avocado tree which hangs over our fence and drops yummy avocados right into our yard twice a year, and this is one of those times.   Snoopy, as you know, is in renal failure and avocado is definitely NOT on his diet.  He is being irresponsible. Yesterday I found one and had it and he asked me for it and I said he couldn’t have it and we had a knock down drag out snapping/twisting/shouting/snarling fight in the backyard over it.  I accidentally nicked the very edge of his ear. MomPerson saw a drop of blood I felt terrible and so did she and after all that she GAVE him my Avocado!  She is clueless. 

The old boy is terrified of fireworks .... the docotor has him on 10 mg of  xanax for it......last night after dinner he got one and the boy was out like a light.  Me I don’t really care about the bangs, I don’t like ‘em but they don’t scare me, nothing does. So around 12:30 me and the ‘rents headed for bed and about 10 minutes later there were some very large bangs and here comes Snoopy all upset.  So the momPerson boosted him up but I was in the premo spot between mommy and daddy and he was really scare so he came and cuddled up with us and I gave him a kiss and laid my head on him and mommy covered him Up with his blankie and he quit shivering and went back to sleep.  I kiss him a lot if you got our card I am kissing him in it and if not email dalerutz at sbcglobal.net and she send you the picture. 

Goodbye from Chomper who loves Snoopy and doesn’t want him to eat those avocados anymore!

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