[Secretpawtner] Kimi & Edmond, are you our Secret Pawtners?

[Pamela McQuade]

Kimi & Edmond, are you our Secret Pawtners? Sorry we were so slow to pick up on this, but mom is useless on sports! She says that she had her eye on some of your clues, but that martini clue made her doubt it.
The Dashing Bassets, for their clueless mama Pam

Caloo nubber 8: Yous momma give you nickname that could means you is berry loverly looking or berry speedy!

WE ARE THE DASHING BASSETS! TAKE IT HOWEVER YOU LIKE, THOUGH BEL NO LONGER REALLY DASHES.

Rememberers:

Caloo
nubber 1: Mom says I can't come bisit yous guys. We'd hab to cross 
eleben (right mom? Eleben? You sure?) states and dribe 2890 miles to 
meet eberyone!
            mini caloos: we lib in the West and is always under the rains and I hate the rains!

WE ARE IN NEW JERSEY, PROBABLY EASILY 11 STATES AWAY, MOM SAYS.

Caloo  nubber 2: There be 16 paws in yous house, but they isn't all big basset footers.

THERE ARE FOUR ANIMALS HERE, ONE OF WHOM IS A CAT.

Caloo nubber 3: My Dad named me abter Jim Edmonds. You would neber seem him do his job in your state! 

WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HUMAN SPORTS BUT MOM SAYS IT'S 'CAUSE JIM'S TEAM DOESN'T PLAY HERE IN THE EAST.

Caloo nubber 4: You let more than just 
yous own fur-kids come bisit/get lubs from time to time until they find 
theirs foreber family (like I did). 

WE HAVE FOSTERS IN AND OUT. FOSTER HOLLY IS HERE NOW.

Caloo nubber 5: Momma says eberytime she reads about one of yous 
bassets it makes her want a... (mabini? marwini? How yous spells it 
again Momma?) oh yeah.. M-A-R-T-I-N-I.

OUR HUMANS DON'T DRINK MUCH. BUT MOM SAYS JANE IS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE AND OUR ABNER (WHO WAS HERE BEFORE HOLLY) KEPT MOM ON HER TOES WITH HIS BITING--HE BIT HER THREE TIMES--THE LAST TIME SENT HER TO THE HOSPITAL.

Caloo nubber 6: Momma could see her favorite hockey teab play in your 
state abter a long plane ride AND yous state's nickname was a funby 
movie with Natalie Portman and Zach Braff.

MOM SAYS SHE MISSED OUT ON THAT FILM, BUT SHE FOUND GARDEN STATE ON THE WEB.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH TEAM IS YOUR FAVORITE--THE DEVILS ARE THE NJ TEAM, BUT NEW YORK AND PHILLY ALSO HAVE HOCKEY TEAMS.

Caloo nubber 7: I is a boy houndie, and you have hab a boy and a "Lady" 
friend in yous house always! (sometimes udders, but they don't stay 
foreber).

LADY JANE (WHO AIN'T NO LADY) AND BELVEDERE ARE THE DASHING BASSETS.