[Dailydrool] Sirius as "the boy who cried woof"

[Psy1801 at aol.com]

Hi, it's Sirius.  Dis mornin I got up wit da dad, give mom a snooter  kiss, 
and I go wander around da house.  I go in da room wit da water an  stuff, an I 
find lots and lots a paper to pway wit and tear up and stuff...but i  dont no 
da door it close and i cant get out.  so i woof, woof, woof,  woof...and da 
dad say, sirius--come here, but i just woof, woof, woof...and he  keep callin 
and i keep woofin...after nickzillion years he say, oh, sirius, you  stuck in da 
batroom.  and he let me out.  you slabes gotta keep a  better eye on me, i 
dont got no posable tumbs you no.  i cant open  doors.  
 
so my momperson say it because i like da boy dat cry woof..i cry woof all  da 
time, so dey not no i in trouble when dey hear woof.
 
da peeples be cleanin da kitchen later an i got into moms wallet and da  
sticky papers you put on da stuff you gib the mailman...so i gotta go to  jail.  i 
be out now.  mom say parole.  she see what i do  next.
 
oh--da momperson want to no how she get picture ob me on drool--she say all  
you guys so cute like me.  brudder elwood, you look like a friend.
 
snooters ( i dont drool much yet).. mom say she make fair trade, i can  drool 
when dey send my brains.



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