[Dailydrool] "Whut Da ... ?" (Bassetese)

[Yolanda]

OK, I noze dat dis list iz spozed ta be 'bowt Bassets, but I godda problum an' I need sum seereeus help!  My Mom bin doin' sumfin' reely skarey an' I jus' wanna find owt if enny uv yu udder Bassets be habbin' da same ishooz wif yur peepul.

Fur da las' sevrul dayz, Mom bin wawkin' 'rownd beehind me wif dat stoopid liddul box dat haz da brite flashin' lite fingy on it.  Ebry time I stop, ebry time I wawk, ebry time I runs, shee holds dat liddul box up an' clicks it, da lite flashes an' den shee sez "darn!" ... too minits later, shee start da hole fing ober aggen.  I don't fink dat I need tell ya dat I iz gettin' jus' a liddul jumpy heer!  Duz enny uv yu hav an ideeyuh 'bowt whut shee be doin'?  Shood I be callin' sumwun ta see iffen I shood be in sum sorta protekkshun program?  Am I bein' stawked?  Shee duzn't normly (I iz yoozin' dat term loosly ... reeeeel loosly) akt kwite dis bad, but dis iz kinda freeky.  

So, dis be whut I askin' ... iz yur peepul starin' at yur butt?  Iz dey followin' yu awl ober yur howse an' yard?   Iz it sumfin' dey be drinkin' dat's makin' 'em akt dis way?  Shood awl uv us get tagedder an' cawl Dokkter Fill?

Buddy "Da Holy Terror uv Mishgun" (tipin' dis sittin' down)
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