[Dailydrool] Chilie

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I sittin in me home tonite a wipin me brow. Da Brudder  
bee a sweatin bullets, why dis be like one ob dem hot flashes dat nebber end.  
Youze, da peeps sey now Elwood, how do dis bee, it winter time, it cold and 
how  you bee a sweatin?? I tellz you all a liddel story.
In da winterz time me Momma she make da soupz, da stewz, you knowz, stuff  
like dat. Todey she meke summfin called chiliz. Da home smell like dis stuff in  
da big pot and Momma and da Daddy eatz. So Momma a talkin to Daddy, youze 
know  she a doin da yap, yap, yap. She not a watchin ol Brudder Jake, whut be a 
big  long brudder whut den stand on up dere at da tebble and he git da chiliz. 
It  must be real good, why he suck dat stuff rite down. Brudder Elwood not be 
a  knowin, cause Jake eatz it all up. 
Den it heppin.    
Momma see Brudder Jake, she be a yellin, Daddy be a laffin, Brudder Jake  jus 
lickin him chopperz. Daddy seys why dere not much in da bowl, but Brudder  
Elwood herez to tells da peeps dat Brudder Jake gonna splode. Why I nebber see  
gas bomberz like dis, not ebbin out ob Elder Clara. Brudder Jake got da tearz 
in  him eyeballz, he gotz da burpin, he gotz da flamin tailpipe whut be mekein 
da  brudder sweat. Why dis must be da global warmin stuff dey alweys a talkin 
bout  on da tb.  Den Brudder Jake go out to da yard, he all cranked up out 
dere a  takin a dump. Why da steam comin off dat pile meke da neighbors call fur 
da fire  truck iffin dey see dat. Elder Clara be a smilin.
Brudder Elwood gonna go nowz, he gonna help git da Brudder Jaker in da  home. 
I git da butt wipers out an help me brudder. 
Brudder Elwood good boy todey.
 
 
Drool to all in need--
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Elder Clara,  Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds 
Virginia  Beach Basset Hounds

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