[Dailydrool] Difference between Mama and Gramma

[Jennifer Beezley]

Dis are me, Eli.  I been thinkin on dis ever since my mama tole me about brudder
Elwood's fanksgibbin lockdown for assult on a stuffie.  

I know Elwood has a mama but when the little peepul are around she turns into
Gramma.  My mama is always a mama since our little peepul is only 7.  My little
peepul girl LUBS webkinz (a stuffie) She hab LOTS of webkinz She brings out lots
to play with.  I LUBS webkinz, too.  Sometimes, I very carefully, sneak away with
one to the gardenia bush (my secret lair) I play with the stuffie, I lick the
suffie, I throws the stuffie in the air.  Then, the little peepul realize one
stuffie is gone and mama comes out and raids my stash!  By now I have *really*
lubbed on the stuffie and it is very slobbery.  The little peepuls says "gross,
my webkinz is covered with Eli schmeg!"  And dis are what my mama says "If you
don't want Eli to get your webkinz you shouldn't leave them laying around!"  My
mama are da best!  I kidnap da stuffie and da girl get in trubbul!  Of course, I
nebber *take* the stuffie from da girl, dat be rude (and counter productive.  You
don't get any time wif da stuffie before peepul raiding your lair!)

So brudder, you need to remember dat when your little peepul arrive your mama is
in Gramma mode and will not blame da little peepul for your actshuns, only mama's
do dat.

Eli Basset (fomerly Puppy)


Jennifer
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For he really lay buried in my heart. "  Willie Morris, My Dog Skip



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