[Dailydrool] What has Mr. Pants been up to...

[anitra palato]

Santana boy hew aka Mr. Pants,

it sure has been a long time since me posted...i fink longer den some of our
ears!

What have I been up to you ask?  Well lets see...

I almost stole an entire rib slathered with bbq sauce off grammys plate cept
mommy put the hand in the way.

Me heards me might be gettin a sibling in the spring time (stay tooned!) me
not sure iffen me wants a sibling (wait mommy sed to tell ebberyone it's a 4
legger not a two she not ready for children yet hehe)

I went to petsmart and got petted and loved on by lots of people.  There was
this lady who asked me iffen I was a show dog.  Daddy laughed and mommy was
like Santana that is a compliment.  Daddy then said unner his breath "more
like a SHOW OFF!"

Mommy put some lights on my twin wooden sibling for the holidays.  now the
neighborhood dogs are laffin at me finking me outside wif lights on (how
embarassing!)

I have gotten a kiss by the mean exorcist kitty that hates my guts...i fink
she in lubb with me but she don't wanna admit it. She still hisses at me and
we play alligator mote...she will leap off the couch over to the table and
me snaps at her like an alligator...we play this game often.

Mommy & Daddy is going to have 2 weeks off with me for the Holidays and me
can't wait...den when they go back to work on January 5th imma pee on der
new down blanket but mommy puts this cover in it and den a cover on that
cover she finks she smart!
I do this when I am upset at them so I fink they know better now.

I have also scored 3 pairs of panties and 4 pairs of chones from the parents
and hide them behind the recliner hehe...They get taken back but it's still
fun to see mommy say Sannntannnaaaaaaa!

oh me also got a new bed because mommy put mine in the dryer..you know the
part that she takes outta da cover and me wikes to "make friends" with well
dum dum left it too long and forgot to turn off the heat and it melted.

Dats about it fer now...not too much excitement..but me is fixing to
hopefully hab sum for the 2 weeks the parents hab off!

Me is sending drool to all who needs it and hugs and snooters to all the
ladies!
You know I am 2 years old now....Me wikes the ladies a lot! hehe


Santana  Senor Smarty Pants Ov The WildWest OEBE
AkA. Mr. Pants The Basset Hound

Check out Mr. Pants' woofsites!
Dogster Page: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622568
OR
Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/santanadog

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a Basset Hound licking your face
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