[Dailydrool] Otis

[sally king]

Mr Otis sir.
This is Rolph, Miss Clara's brother and protector. I'll have you know my sister is a delicate English rose and deserves attentions from only the best sort of hound.
I know she's got a bit of a berry habit at the moment, but I wish you to know this is totally out of character - and we are supporting her with getting over it. We are even considering one of those excellent clinics patronised by Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Britney Spears and others. Anyway, I digress. 
If your intentions are honourable, I await knowledge of your prospects and family. If, however, you are just hoping to make a bit of berry pie with a vulnerable miss, be sure to know I am there to protect her honour!

Sir Rolphimis Fitzspaniel of Avondale, OEBE


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