[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood gotz da trubbles agin

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Sigh. Mooooaaan. Sigh. It be a rainin, we gotz da  
flashin in da sky, and da brudder is sooooo bord. An I been beein good boy. I  hab 
not messed wif Elder Clara. I pley nice wif sister Daisy. I gib Brudder Bob  da 
biggie nose, but I be gud bout dat too. But Brudder Elwood git in da  
trubbles. Momma seyz I cross da line wif sister Casey. Why she actin like she  want 
to pley and brudder Elwood be in da go mode. She bark at da brudder and dis  be 
like music to da earflaps. I ready to pley. Momma seyz, Elwood, NO-I lookie  
at da Momma an seyz yea rite-I jumpin all ober, gib sister Casey da big boy  
bark, Momma she yellin agin. So I jumpz up dere on da couch wif da Momma, she 
be  a readin dat paper fing-I jump rite thru dat paper, rip dat rite up, Momma 
she  really a yellin nowz, I jump down real fast, go after sister Casey agin. 
Dat be  da furst misteke. Me toenail done caught da Momma arm, she gotz da 
blood all  downz da arm, and she still gotz whut left ob dem food ads. Casey she 
be a  barkin,I go affer herz again. Dat might be da second mistake. Den it  
happin.
Momma hit da brudder on the rump wif whut be left ob da paper. 
DO YOU ALL READZ DAT?????
Momma smack me on da rumpbonez. Why I nebber. Rite on da rumpbones. I jus  
stop and lookie at herz. Boy Momma she be in da roar, she gots da blood on da  
arm, she got sister Casey still be a barkin, an she haulz me off to da 
lockdown.  Sigh. 
An it still be a rainin.
 
We send drool to all in need-and we have a lot in need this week--please  get 
those tails up-more drool comin-
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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