[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood got balls

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I gitz me a package todey. It be from me furbud Norm.  
Norm sendz da Brudder a nicey set ob balls fur da bruddr to pley wif.. I knowz  
whut you first be a finkin nowz---dis be da fambly station--Brudder Elwood he  
keepie de brain-whut I no gots--out ob de gutter. Besidez, dem be da fambly  
jewels youz finkin bout and da brudder he no gotz dem edder. Me be robbed on  
both ends. We gotz dat all cleared up nowz. Dem ballz talk when da brudder 
bite  on dem, why I nebber--dis be so fun, sister Daisy she tookie da white one 
and I  gots da brown one and we git dem a talkin---and a speakin bout da 
talkin---Norm,  I be a finkin  youz needz to hab da talkie wif de slabe. Why whut 
dey do to  furbud Norm why dis just be discrace.  Youz still in da can. You no 
git da  gudz foodz. You no git da party. Why dis Opie he be a moobin in on  
Norms space. We knowz you gotz to be on da down-low, but heabinz, dis be long  
time nowz. 
Brudder Elwood he git a eyedeer-I brings ol Elder Clara-chunk herz in de  
cage and youz come to da brudder house. Why it be deys before dey see  dis!!!! 
 
Norm we be a seyin thank you--we send drool to get you better real  soon--
 
We got a calendar date!!!!!!!!!
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil  Deeds     Virginia Beach Basset  Hounds




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