[Dailydrool] Poop Patooie or Lets get even with Aunti DaWn

[Basset911 at aol.com]

Alright I suppose I need to share this one.  If nothing else I know it  shall 
bring huge gasps of Ewwwww... or laughter, maybe a bit of both.
 
Caring for 100 hounds daily certainly has its ups and downs, some days more  
downs than ups and always an upside down, usually myself at some point 
tripping  over a multitude of ever demanding belly-uppers who cleverly lay a slippery 
path  of drool - (the Daphneyland Slip and Slide), yet into the medley of 
daily life  at Daphneyland one can certainly always find entertainment - more 
often than not  at ones own expense.
 
Cody.  Tri boy, a "red collar" boy.  What does a red collar  mean?  Red 
collars we use here at Daphneyland to signify to those  uninitiated in the daily 
routine that a certain dog is a caution approach -  perhaps the dog was jerked 
around incorrectly by a previous owner, perhaps the  dog has severe back trauma 
and thus tugging at a collar would cause pain, loss  of eyesight and still in 
a startle response mode  there are many  reasons for use of a red collar, and 
in Cody's case its due to stubbornness and  possession hoarding.  While we 
work with Cody on these issues, remember -  there are multiple hounds underfoot 
and thus every now and then you do something  so stupid you just have to laugh 
at yourself.   Yea, Cody had me in  one of those moments.
 
Cody decided since I was spending so much time scooping poop into the poop  
bucket one day last week, that he might decide to guard it.  We had a bit  of 
an argument over that, and I won, or so I of course believed at the  time.  
Cody sat back, thinking it thru - plotting.  You could see it  in his eyes - 
watching every move, timing it out carefully - scoop - walk, lift,  dump, scoop, 
walk, lift - dump.  And at the lift - he jumped - and  gulped.  EWWW!!!!  NO 
POOP EATING!!!  NO CODY!!!  I took the  slip lead and swung it down, time to 
wrangle Cody for a time out... and he  ducked, the beast, so I came down lower 
for a second wrangle attempt -  when....
 
PATOOIE!!!
Ripe Poop on the thigh.
Perfectly aimed, completely smashed and utterly repulsive.
Good shot Cody - time out for sure for you..... perhaps you can time out  
with RALPHIE!!!!
Its a good thing it was not a public day as I had to bath in the hounds tub  
once again - and yes.... hound shampoo was certainly used - thanks Aunti 
Leslie  and Montana Hounds!!  Your package had just arrived and it was the first  
bottle I grabbed!!  
 
Don't you just hate it when the hounds outsmart ya?
Dawn of the West
Target for Poop Patooies at Daphneyland
_www.barniatdaphneyland.org_ (http://www.barniatdaphneyland.org) 
 



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