[Dailydrool] Tucker at da doc

[Karen]

Me waz no feewing bery gud so da Momma pacz me up n takey me to da Doc,
cuz me tushy be a hutin. So off'n weez go n da kidz caw. Me hab da hole
bick set to mememe sef. I wuz bery nurbus bout bee in der n I tukked me
tail n ebben gwowd a wittle bit. Da Momma sed "No" but me no wisten. Me
be a tinkin bout da wast tim me wenna der an com bick missin me boy
pawts. Oh no! Wat dey gonna take dis tim? So me gwowl an den da Momma
herz put on da muzhle on dis boy mouf. Tucker be in biggie twouble! I
no can voice me pinon now. Me no be abel to sez "no tick me pawts!" Dis
Tucker be a nidden aw him pawts! Yu tick me pawts, I tick sum yu pawts!

Den wat hapin. Dey pik me up an putz me on da cold meetal tabel.
brrrrr! Wat an insult an it huwts wen da piks me up. Dem guwls no eben
sez dey sowwy! How wude iz dat? Den da Doc him twy to xamin me, but I
no be a happy an I meken awl dem mushels stwong and tite! Dat will
teachy him! Da doc himz sez, dis boy gotta welaz. Momma twyin to twick
me bwain by wubbing me ears an gibbin me a gud wubbing. arrrrhoooo, it
gud, but no be dat gud. Den da doc him leabs da woom. Alwite, Tucker
wun...or so me tinks. Da doc him come bick wit da poky tink wit da
mecine an pokys me in da tushy! Kin u beweev dat???? Wat kinna way iz
dat to tweat me? He no eben sez gud Tucker or I sowwy or eben gib me a
tweet. Now dat is jus don wite wude an no cunsidewate. Iff'n I no hab dis muzhle on I wud
sow himz wut fo. Dis boy be a puttin a hole inna him tushy! Me neber
dun dat, but dey be a fiwst tim fo ebery ting!

Den me eye peeps dey stawt git dwoopin....me no can bawly keep dem
open. Sum body need to be gibbing me sum dem tooty picky tings.
Arrhoo...Momma wat yu wet dem do to yu boy? Otay....me jus put me
wittle hed down fo a wittle bit....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Shhhhhh...me hunnin
mowls...no mick a peep...yu scawe dem. Hey wate...who be a pikkin me
up? Dat no Momma! Ahhhh no more cowd tabel....oh oh oh ....cowd tabel!
Hey wat dat bwowin in me noz? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ SnortZZZZZZZZZZZZ
chasin mowls, chasin wabbitz!

Me no memer nuttin fo a bit. Den me peeperz opin upz...Hey were me be?
Were my Momma? Why me tushy and hinny wegs huttin?
Mommmmmaaaaaaaa?????!!!!!!!!!! Den dey puttin da noose on me neck. Oh
no...dey gonna hang dis boy up to tick mo pawts? Mommmmmmaaa!
Wate, dey gonna wet me walky. Tim fo me ecape! Mabe no...I feewing a
wittle wobbwy. Yee haw der be my Momma. Otay wets go...come on ...weave
dis pace fo dey twy to tick me pawts. Den it happen, we bwake tru da
exit durr. Arrhoooo....fweedum! Whew...wet me chek...yup...gotz awl me
pawts! 

Me pwetty sweepy to nite...da Momma sill no noze wut wong wit me. Herz
gits to fin out in da mownin wut da pishure sez. Herz tale me dey gib me anna-ste-za, wut ebber dat be.  Wat you me I no git supper? No tweats? I
gonna bwow away...I gonna be skin an bones...speakin of bones...wat no
bones edder? Otay dis be war! Wate til me spy dat doc, me gonna gib him
da wat fo! 
Drools to all....dis be Tucker pawwin off be fo me git cached fo beein a da puter!  I pose be westin, hahahaha...well mabe I will tek a wittle ...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
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