[Dailydrool] The wisdom of Elder Clara

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Elder Clara here. I wantz yoouz all to know dat I lib wif de morons.  Brudder 
Elwood, why he not ebbin a knowin a kyotee frum a bunny wrabbit. Dat  whut in 
de garden, and Elder Clara no needz no bookie-cept to pley dem horses-to  
tellz dem be wrabbitz. A big famblie ob dem. Nice, juicy, tender meatz, OH,  
iffin Elder Clara be 10 yearz youngerz I go hab dinnerz, why, Elder  Clara would 
do lotz ob fings, Brudder Elwood wouldz be history, Morse  wouldz be rite hearz 
wif me--he me main squeeze youz know--why dat hunk-o-hound  gib me heart da 
palapatationz. Elder Clara glad she be on de heart meddycine  when I fink ob me 
Morse.
You all be a wonderin wherez dat Brudder Elwood? I tellz it likez it  habbi
nz. He in trubblez. It be a heppy dey at Elder Clara house. Dis be dey  storie. 
We gotz sum companie a comin and so we git de baff. Momma and Daddy dey  gotz 
da swimmysuit on and I seez whut gonna happin. We out in de yard wif de  hose 
like Miss Jacqie seyz. Brudder Elwood he go first. He all done and  next be 
sister Daisy. Ob course da brudder he actin like he gotz no senses, he a  runnin 
and a grabbin and he a flyin in de yard. Den he runz at Daddy and he grab  
Daddy's swimmy pant leg and he pullz reelz hard, and Elder Clara she hab to  
close da eyeballs. Dis be horriblez. Brudder Elwood he pull Daddy 
's swimmysuit rite down out dere in da yards. Why youz all be a finkin dat  
Elder Clara gotz da butt, youze be gladz we no send da pictures no more. Da  
Daddy he be a pullin him drawerz and da Brudder he be a pullin dem drawerz and  
Momma she be laffin and Daddy beehind rite out dere fur all de worldz to see. 
It  bee red letterz dey in Elder Clara world.
Daddy he be a seyin da brudder gonna learnz, Elder Clara seyz you no teach  
da brick, so he be in lock downz. Elder Clara be smilin tonite.
 
We send the drool to all in need--
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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