[Dailydrool] A Doggie Haiku...cute!

[Jessica Sutton]

Sorry, forgot to include this one too... 

 

Dog Haiku 

I love my master;  

Thus I perfume myself with 

This long-rotten squirrel. 

  

I lie belly-up  

In the sunshine, happier than 

You ever will be 

  

Today I sniffed  

Many dog bum-holes-I celebrate 

By kissing your face. 

  

I sound the alarm! 

Paperboy-come to kill us all- 

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 

  

I sound the alarm! 

Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all- 

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 

  

I sound the alarm! 

Meter reader-come to kill all- 

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 

  

I sound the alarm! 

Garbage man-come to kill us all- 

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 

  

I sound the alarm! 

Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all! 

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 

  

I lift my leg and  

whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- 

Sniff this and weep 

  

How do I love thee? 

The ways are numberless as  

my hairs on the rug. 

  

My human is home! 

I am so ecstatic I have made a puddle 

  

I Hate my choke chain- 

Look, world, they strangle me! Ack 

Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! 

  

Sleeping here, my chin 

On your foot -no greater bliss-well, 

Maybe catching rats 

  

Look in my eyes and 

Deny it. No human could 

Love you as much I do 

  

The cat is not all 

Bad-she fills the litter box 

With Tootsie Rolls 

  

Dig under fence-why? 

Because it's there. Because it's 

There. Because it's there. 

  

I am your best friend, 

Now, always, and especially 

When you are eating. 

  

You may call them fleas, 

But they are far more -I call 

Them a vocation 

  

My owners' mood is 

Romantic-I lie near their 

Feet. I fart a big one. 

 

 

Jessica L. Sutton

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