[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood trollin thru da drools

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Dis brudder Elwood.  Dere be bunch o lazy houndies herez todey, so I  be up 
her in de chair trollin da drool dat da brudder miss whilst I be in de  
hospital. Why all dem nice peeples. I readz an den I git dis one dat meke de  Brudder 
sey--WHAT DAT MEAN??????  Who dis Angela Basset whoose gotz da  press agent, 
why she seyz da brudder be summfin bout language challanged.  Brudder Elwood 
he git dis one on de tellyphone rite nowz, I gotz me a headdyset,  I just tries 
it out rite now. Where Daisy-GIT OBER HEREZ DIAL DIS LADY UP---RING  RING 
---herez we goez I git da mochine--why do peeples hab de house iffin dey  nebber 
at de home? Okay I git set. Dis fur de Angela basset, youz knowz, dat  proper 
basset wif de press guy-why youz sey brudder gotz de speakie problums.  Honey 
da brudder ain't gots no press man, he onlly got da lips. Youz needz to  come 
to da odder side, loosen dat collar, kick up dem feets, bark like de big  dog, 
roll in de turds, hab a good blow out de tailpipe. Youz nebber knowz whut  be 
roundz da next corner dere sweet cheeks, we houndies gotta lib like in da  
fast lane. Why I ebbin send you a liddel picsure of da brudder lips---now no  
mekin funz ob de brudder leg wif no fur--we knowz dis storie. So you gib da  
bruuder a liddel jingle. We gits you rite. You be a challenge to da brudder. You  
be paaartay hound in no timez.
 
We sendz da drool for all in need, 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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