[Dailydrool] Fang, Ole!

[Dan Hickey]

Hey dudze and dudzetts,

Mr. D. here cruzin' chickie Basset gurlz all up and down da beach in
Surf City. It's a real gud thing your farz away Mr Fang. I'd be dat
bully what kicked sand on the 97 pound weakling in da commix. Ifin yur a
girly dog Newfie to Chiwawa, lez gets together an boogie. I'll do my
little kickie dance.  No gurlz can resist da koolist Mr. D.

Ole!

(my first attempt ever at Bassetese. I have enough trouble with English)

Dan